(this is what the missouri lottery is up to)
- quit my job and blog the rest of my life
- move to peru for the rest of the summer
- buy a personal assistant
- buy out the Walmart going in across LPHS and make it a community garden
- become the dictator of Highland, forcing everyone to recycle and use these happy npr cotton grocery bags at Kohlers.
I know, don't you love those organic cotton npr shopping bags? I kind of want one. I hope you would take your friends to peru with you . . .
ReplyDeletethe only friend would be the little one that I buy.
ReplyDeleteI'm p.o.-ed.
ReplyDeletei notice that you describe your servant as a she. If you had that much money I would definitely apply for the job and hopefully my he status wouldn't interfere. Think how much more I could do as a he than a she, like change the lightbulb on a tall roof or provide great boy advice, etc, etc. plus I speak spanish which would come in handy in peru.
ReplyDeleteWhitney i support this.
ReplyDeleteCan you pay for me to take a trip to camboida? that and pay off my car?
Thats all i want.
you are my sister. . it is only fair.
McKay, i am so glad you support me winning the lottery, and I'd be happy to be your cambodian sponser.
ReplyDeleteLaura, I decided that you could be my friend in Peru, I'll just have to buy you your own spanish-speaking friend and npr grocery bag.
Nate, I'm not sure what the application process will be for being my servant, but I'll let you know soon so you can start preparing. I can tell you now that it will involve being able to answer worthless trivia, picking locks, dodging bullets, beat boxing, being able to bake a delicious chicken pot pie, and calligraphy skills.
That's more like it.
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